Saturday 25 October 2014

"Local Leader" Crown of Thorns


Labour Leadership Special!


Back in Stock - 
The Scaremonger special Labour-Local-Leader 
ceremonial headband

Made from 100% twisted facts
Multiple "genuine" pricks for that pained expression
Optional "nuts" and "barking mad" decorations
Available in Nut-Brown or Lily-Livered White


Order today and get a special "martyrs goonie" absolutely free!




*Labour-Local-Leader operating instructions are available to download from our London office




2 comments:

  1. My God what a great idea, now who do you think will be wearing this particular little number?

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  2. That's it- I am definitely having (sacrificial) lamb for tea.

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