Clearance Sale!

DON'T MISS OUT ON THE GREAT BARGAINS IN THE SCAREMONGER POST-ELECTION SALE!

Our famous post-election clearance sale will include some amazing and often to be repeated bargains including;

• "Scottish" Labour, LibDem, Conservative and UKIP* Manifestos 

Barely Read!

These mint condition publications have been carefully printed and published but are now available in pristine unread condition.

*Please note that the UKIP Manifesto will be printed on top quality Asda 'Basics' copier paper and hand stapled by highly skilled British workers!...Honest.

• The Jim Murphy Shirt Collection

A great chance to snap up one of "sunny" Jim's sweaty old "fitba" tops. Ideal for lad orientated photo ops! 

• Genuine "handwritten" Letters

There's nothing more convincing than a personal letter from your local candidate. The Scaremonger has a large supply of generic voter ready "handwritten" letters suitable for any future campaign.

•  Dodgy Graphs

Some say that politics needs more straight talking and honesty. At the Scaremonger we believe that one essential ingredient to any campaign is a steady supply of misleading and downright dodgy graphs...and we've got loads available at giveaway prices!

and much, much more. 

Remember - these bargains will be gone soon so order today to ensure you don't miss out.